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Forecasts and Horoscopes!

APRIL 2025

So March was something else. But here we are – we made it! Things are going to get a lot better in April. Here’s your monthly cosmic rundown.

First up: Mercury stations direct on the 7th. After three weeks of travel and tech mayhem, the trickster planet is ready to play nice. In a few weeks, it will seem like everything is moving full speed ahead. Conversations should improve as well. If you had a hard time getting your point across, you’ll have no trouble making it soon.

The Full Moon in Libra on the 12th brings clarity to relationship dilemmas. Certain partnerships may be ready to bid adieu, so don’t be surprised if endings come around this day. Let them go, and trust you’re making space for new, healthier alliances.

The 12th also finds Venus stationing direct. It’s been retrograde for about forty days, creating tension in partnerships and straining budgets. Soon, these areas will be back on track. Give it a few weeks before making major relationship or financial moves.

Quick thinking returns when Mercury zips back into Aries on the 16th. This transit favors decisiveness, snap judgments, and bold originality. Unfortunately, it can also lead to hot-headedness, something you’ll want to guard agains. Mercury remains in the sign of the Ram until May 10th

Mars gets ready to roar in Leo on the 18th. Courageous leadership is favored during this transit, which lingers until June 17th. Let your noble heart lead the way in everything you do. Follow your passions, make art, and look out for the underdogs. This is also your best time to toot your horn. If you’re proud of your accomplishments, get LOUD!

Taurus season kicks in when the Sun moves into the sign of the Bull on the 19th. Organize your finances, handle your practical affairs, and create comfort in your daily life. It’s also a lovely few weeks for indulging in pampering sessions. A nice massage or two will help you leap into spring like a newborn calf! The Sun enters Gemini on May 20th.

The New Moon in Taurus on the 27th is ideal for starting new budgets or creative projects. If you want to invest in luxury items, look for deals. You can find them now. Set intentions on wealth, security, and material goods.

Lastly, Venus is back in Aries on the 30th. Romance gets hot and money seems to fly out of your fingers faster than a lit match. Flirt, enjoy the chase, and add sizzle to your love life. Just remember to keep an eye on the wallet. As the song goes: can’t buy me love. Venus will remain in Aries until June 6th.

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Annnndddd here’s your personal monthly horoscopes:

Gemini: April brings your groove back, dear Gemini. That begins when your ruler, Mercury, stations direct on the 7th. After weeks of aggravation, you find your footing again. Soon, you’ll be back to being the star player at work. The Full Moon on the 12th reveals a new romantic possibility. Could it be time to make a move? Yes! Here’s why: Venus will be direct that same day, paving the way for true love. Your social life gets fired up when Mercury zooms into Aries on the 16th. Invitations to cool events and swanky parties ensure your social calendar remains hot for the rest of the month. Mars shifts gears on the 18th, adding more busyness to your daily routines. Why sit at home when you can run errands and meet your sis for brunch? However, you’ll need to carve time for rest when the Sun settles in your introspection zone on the 19th. Good sleep will ensure you don’t burn out! Schedule a date with a massage therapist on the 27th’s New Moon. A session on the table will restore your peace – and work out those knots! Date nights and romantic adventures are on the agenda for May when Venus glides into Aries on the 30th. Go get ‘em, tiger! 

Cancer: Mars is still in your sign as April begins, dear Cancer, which means you’ve got energy to spare! Once Mercury stations direct on the 7th, you may be tempted to use that energy for travel. Hold off until the 12th when Venus stations direct and the Full Moon arrives. Once that day comes, it will feel as if restrictions are off – and your home life is managed. Then: book that trip and enjoy yourself! Your career gets a bump when Mercury traipses into your 10th house on the 16th. You’ve been killing it for a few weeks, and this transit means you can speak about your accomplishments confidently. Your money hustle quickens when Mars sashays into your financial sector on the 18th. The harder you work, the more moolah you’ll bring in the door. The 19th puts the Sun into your chart’s friendship section, elevating your social life. Expect four weeks of invitations to all the fun spring events! The best day for a gathering is the New Moon on the 27th. If you receive an invite for a party on that day, RSVP with an enthusiastic yes! The public falls in love with you when Venus flutters into Aries on the 30th. You’ll have ample opportunities to win their hearts next month. Put your face out there and let them see your awesomeness!

Virgo: Relationships tested your resolve last month, dear Virgo. But April promises to bring improvements. The first big shift happens when your ruler, Mercury, stations direct on the 7th. Communication gets a lot better, setting the stage for meeting folks halfway. The 12th finds Venus direct, another excellent astrological development for your relationships! Love takes the wheel, steering your love life toward a happy horizon. That same day, the Full Moon reveals a financial situation that needs your attention. Don’t put this off. Take care of it immediately. If you’re late on your taxes, Mercury in Aries on the 16th is ideal for filing an extension. Better yet, contact your tax preparer and make sure you’re on top of your game well before this day arrives. Your energy lags when Mars slips into the introspection sector of your chart on the 18th. If you have been burning the midnight oil, this is your yellow light to slow down and rest. Consider a nice long vacation when the Sun tours your travel zone for a few weeks beginning on the 19th. An extended getaway could replenish your soul! The best day for a world tour: the New Moon on the 27th. Book a cruise and bon voyage! Venus in Aries on the 30th adds heat to your intimate life. Suddenly, the sizzle is reel. Hot-cha-cha!

Libra: Teamwork becomes easier once Mercury stations direct on the 7th, dear Libra. Suddenly, your coworkers are less salty and more sweet, a boon for your productivity. The Full Moon on the 12th helps you assert your boundaries, enabling you to maintain your objectivity – something necessary to keep things fair. That same day, your ruler, Venus, stations direct. Love at work? It’s possible. At the very least, you’ll feel like you’re loving your job again. Your mind turns to love when Mercury wriggles into your 7th house on the 16th. Now you’re ready to flirt hard – or talk it out with a current paramour. Single? You’ll have plenty of reasons to mingle when Mars whirls into your social sector on the 18th. Suddenly, you’re in demand – and having a blast! Don’t hesitate to be assertive if you see someone you like. Let them know you’re available…and see what happens. Finances need attention when the Sun heads into practical Taurus on the 19th. Go over your budget, organize your records, and update your portfolio as needed. The best day to meet with a financial advisor is the New Moon on the 27th. A fresh set of eyes on your books will keep you moving toward security. Romance gets spicy when Venus tours Aries for a few weeks, beginning on the 30th. Passion takes over, leading to lots of hot rom-com adventures! Yeah, baby!

Scorpio: Romance has been a hot mess, but that is about to change dear Scorpio. Mercury and Venus retrograde in your 5th house meant missed connections, misunderstandings, and aggravating exes. Once Mercury stations direct on the 7th, sanity returns. You’ll be able to fix miscommunications – and send Dear John letters if appropriate. The Full Moon on the 12th brings necessary epiphanies. That same day, Venus will be direct. These two cosmic happenings will give you the clarity to make the right love decisions. Trust your feelings! Work meetings take up more time when Mercury enters your work zone on the 16th. Your ruling planet, Mars, helps you hustle hard when it marches into Leo on the 18th. This is big boss energy – you can take command of the workplace and lead your team to victory after victory! The Sun in your 7th house on the 19th opens the door for dynamic partnerships. Movers, shakers, and money makers are entering your orbit – some of these folks could help you reach your biggest goals. The New Moon on the 27th is lovely for new relationships, engagements, or marriage. I do! Situations at work will continue to vibe well for you, especially when Venus sashays into Aries on the 30th. Once this happens, you have the charm to win hearts, alliances, and better positions. Go, you! 

Sagittarius: Your home life occupied your mind last month, dear Sagittarius. That trend continues this month. Communication with loved ones gets better once Mercury stations direct on the 7th. The stand-off ends – and you can talk it out. Get out of the house on the 12th when the Full Moon illuminates opportunities for fun. Venus will be direct that same day, an ideal excuse for social activity. It’s also dope for hosting a gathering at your nest, so invite your besties if you prefer to stay home. Mercury’s movement into Aries on the 16th elevates your romantic game. You’re an excellent flirt; this transit takes your skills to the next level. Distant lands call when Mars races into your 9th house on the 18th. Travel is your jam – and this placement of the red planet provides the ideal excuse for spontaneous trips around the globe. It’s best to keep your passport handy well into June! A work situation forces you to take a leadership role on the 19th when the Sun switches gears. Your team needs inspiration, and you’re a natural at playing company motivator. You may receive a promotion or new job assignment when the New Moon in Taurus shows up on the 27th. Be ready for a romance to blossom when Venus flits into your true love zone on the 30th. Could this be the one? Stay tuned.

Capricorn: A cozy home keeps your spirit warm, dear Capricorn. But you may feel like stepping out once Mercury stations direct on the 7th. Errands, coffee dates, and neighborhood activities will keep you on the go once that occurs. A career-defining moment arrives with the Full Moon on the 12th. This could be the star turn after a long, hard slog. Be proud of your accomplishments! Romantic banter gets hotter when Venus stations direct on the 12th. Despite your reputation for being reserved, this astrological shift promises to change everyone’s opinion when they observe your flirt game. Your crib becomes a hive of activity when Mercury skips into your domestic sector on the 16th. Friends drop by, family comes and goes, and projects get started. Mars in your 8th house on the 18th could elevate your spending. While you may need to invest in a few necessary luxuries, watch that you don’t blow your entire stack. Your flirting pays off when the Sun slides into Taurus on the 19th. The following four weeks could find you in total snuggle mode with a special person. The best night for a hot date: the New Moon on the 27th. Reserve a table at the most intimate joint in town and prepare to woo! Venus in Aries on the 30th is your cosmic nudge to turn your home into a sensuous retreat for you and your boo. Candles, incense, and gorgeous linens give you the perfect reason to stay home…and in bed. 

Aquarius: As April rolls on, you’ll see improvements in your financial situation, dear Aquarius. Mercury and Venus retrograde have left you with less moolah in your bank account, but that begins to change when Mercury stations direct on the 7th. You’ll be tempted to invest in travel on the 12th when the Full Moon arrives and Venus stations direct. Hold off for a bit. Let these planets settle down before you plunk down your cheddar. Once Mercury enters Aries on the 16th, there will be more leeway for your wanderlust. Mars in your partnership zone on the 18th means you might want to grab your sweetheart and hit the dusty trails together! Adventure à deux? Mais oui!  The Sun in Taurus on the 19th is your cue to beautify your home. Spruce up your joint, and you’ll be ready for summer soirees with your nest as the place to be. The New Moon on the 27th is fab for investing in new furnishings, art, or anything that makes your place feel like a mini castle. It’s also stellar for purchasing a new home. Passion runs hot when Venus heads into Aries on the 30th. You’re bringing sexy back – and that’s a good thing.

Pisces: It’s been hard to express yourself last month, dear Pisces. But fret not! Mercury direct on the 7th puts the right words back in your mouth. Venus will be direct on the 12th, turning those bon mots into pure poetry. Finally, you have your communication groove back! The Full Moon on the 12th sheds light on a tax issue. Be sure to take care of this immediately. Conversations with loved ones about money will ensure everyone is on the same page – have those when Mercury enters Aries on the 16th. It will be easier to start the dialogue. The pace at work picks up dramatically when Mars enters your 6th house on the 18th. A busy office will make the days fly by! Taurus season starts on the 19th, drawing you out of the home and into your community. Errands, brunches, and time spent in the garden will keep your days humming along. Schedule a short getaway on the 27th’s New Moon. It’s a lovely lunation for a road trip. Venus in your money sector on the 30th ensures you’ll attract all the cash you need for sudden adventures and spring flings. As you can see, April is a mondo improvement!

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