by Theresa Reed | May 17, 2017 | Astrology, Star School
Retrograde. It might as well be labeled as astrology’s F word. Mention it and you’ll hear the groans kick in. Even those who are not astrology-fluent seem to know about the transit fuckery that is Mercury retrograde. It’s that time of the year when Murphy’s Law seems...
by Theresa Reed | Jul 20, 2016 | Astrology, Star School
Wanna know why your new beau isn’t very communicative? Check to see where his Mercury is placed. Mercury is the messenger of the gods and, in astrology, it indicates how we communicate and think. You can get a pretty good idea of how someone expresses themselves...
by Theresa Reed | Mar 15, 2025 | Tarot, The Hit List
The Full Moon Lunar Eclipse in Virgo occurred in the wee hours of Friday morning. Eclipses are funky, so I wasn’t surprised when my sleep got disrupted. This happens frequently during eclipse season. However, I was exhausted due to my decluttering project, which had...
by Theresa Reed | Sep 8, 2024 | Astrology
2025 is coming, which means it’s time for my annual Ultra-Deluxe Superfly Astrology Guide! Yay! So what’s this about? Glad you asked. Dates to watch out for. Mercury retrograde three times in fire and water. Venus retrograde kicking up relationship dust...
by Theresa Reed | Aug 19, 2024
Cover Your Ass-Trology with Monthly Astrological Forecasts and Horoscopes! JULY 2025 After June’s busy cosmic calendar, July seems a bit friendlier. Well, until Mercury does us dirty. Here’s what you need to know. Get your flirt game on when Venus skips into Gemini on...
I’m Theresa Reed (aka, The Tarot Lady). I’ve been a full-time tarot reader for 30+ years — which, in my industry, makes me pretty badass.
I’m definitely not your average Tarot expert — I drop the F-bomb, I quote rappers, and I’m obsessed with pop culture + reality TV. Folks come to me for straight-talk + tough-love — without the woo-woo fluff. 
