Gonzo Tarot - Soundbytes

Wanna become a tarot gunslinger? Ready to get quicker on the draw, more efficient and more badass? Gonzo Tarot is a series of quirky and unorthodox Tarotcises designed to get you thinking on your feet, overcoming your fears and gaining mad tarot skillz so that you can read under any circumstances. Join me and get your tarot on!

When I was a teen, the prog rock group YES was very popular amongst my peers. Their over produced and often uber long songs bored me to tears. Instead, I preferred The Ramones, who were able to get right to the point and deliver the goods in less than two minutes.

They were fast ‘n furious and always packed a musical punch.

Here’s a Ramones inspired tarot drill to help you get efficient and less wordy, tout suite (And btw, the less long winded you are in your tarot interps, the better.):

Shuffle your deck. Pick two or three cards and turn ‘em over. Now, here’s the trick:

Use ONE or TWO words to describe what you see. No more than that, please. Think terse, not verbose.