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SEPTEMBER 2026

2026 is zooming by! Can you believe it’s already September? Yowza! After a busy cosmic summer, the skies are a wee bit calmer this month. Here’s what you need to know.

The first big change is Venus slinking into Scorpio on the 10th, where she remains until October 25th. This isn’t considered the best placement for the planet of love because, allegedly, it brings out a jealous streak. However, it creates the ideal conditions for depth and sexy times. Explore taboos, bond over shared secrets, and work on trust. Do that, and you could feel closer than ever. For those looking for love, a smoldering approach delivers the hottest results. 

Communication gets an upgrade when Mercury drops into tactful Libra on the 10th. You can find the most diplomatic way to express yourself now. This transit elevates creative thinking. Let your inner interior designer take the helm, and you’ll find a way to turn every situation beautiful. Mercury moves into Scorpio on the 30th.

Uranus stations retrograde on the 10th. Themes of freedom, rebellion, and innovation are in introspection mode until February 8th, 2027. Put your radical changes on hold…for now. Next year, it’s on!

The best day for a declutter and deep clean arrives on the 10th with the New Moon in Virgo. Take out the trash, open the windows, scrub every corner until your nest sparkles! Of course, this is also ideal for starting new, better habits. No more excuses! Your new lifestyle begins now! Also, if you’re hankering for a new job – or pet – consider this your green light. 

The Sun in Libra on the 22nd marks the Fall Equinox (and the end of summer for those of us sick of the heat). The focus shifts to relationships, creativity, and justice. Make connections, art, and fight the good fight! Above all, seek balance. If you’re prone to overdoing anything, dial it back. On October 23rd, the Sun skips into Scorpio. 

A Full Moon in Aries on the 26th invites you to celebrate wins – and finish what you started earlier in the year. For example, if you began a major gardening venture in March, it’s time to harvest! Be proud of your accomplishments. As you clear the decks, you can begin to dream of what you might want to start next year. 

Mars in Leo on the 27th adds firepower into the skies! Between now and November 25th, passion and courage take center stage. This provides the grit to lead. Pay close attention to the upcoming elections. Those who win hearts could win big. 

Lastly, Mercury swims into mysterious Scorpio on the 30th, your ideal transit for secrets. Communication is best on the down low. Zip your lip and your information remains private. Intuition is heightened. Trust your instincts, even if you don’t have the facts. You’ll get to the bottom soon enough. Mercury will be in Scorpio until December 6th.
 

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Annnndddd here’s your personal monthly horoscopes:

Gemini: Home is where your heart is this month, dear Gemini. The Sun in your domestic zone puts you in the center of every family event. It’s also a fab time to update your nest. Late summer decluttering will prep you for cooler weather. The 10th finds Venus stepping into your 6th house of work while your ruling planet, Mercury, flits into your 5th house of creativity. This combo gives you the edge on the job. You can win people to your side, come up with killer ideas, and negotiate wins. If you want to purchase property or find a new pad, the New Moon on the 10th is your cosmic nudge to begin. It won’t take long to sell, buy, or move. Romance improves when the Sun floats into flirty Libra on the 22nd. You could find a new love or rekindle sparks with a current flame. The Full Moon on the 26th is stellar for a night out with friends. Gather your besties and hit the town! Short travels fill your calendar when Mars changes signs on the 27th. Expect plenty of road trips and last-minute getaways well into November. Mercury will be in the work section of your chart from the 30th through December 6th, a transit that could bring meetings galore and important communication. It’s your time to show what you know. You won’t disappoint.

Cancer: Mars in your sign as September kicks off has your energy at an all-time high. This means you can power through whatever you need to do! Meanwhile, the Sun and Mercury in your 3rd house light a travel fire under your bum – you might be ready to take off at a moment’s notice for some spontaneous road tripping! The 10th finds Venus and Mercury switching gears, which could force you to choose between play and home responsibilities. There is also a New Moon on this day, which opens up an opportunity for a quick jaunt, perhaps to a nearby city. GO! Once the Sun cruises into your domestic zone on the 22nd, you’ll be ready to settle down and handle family matters. The Full Moon on the 26th marks the end of a major work project. This frees you to explore new options. Your ambition for cash is elevated when Mars dashes into the earned income section of your chart on the 27th. Over the next two months, you’ll work hard for the money – and attract a bigger share of the pie. On the 30th, Mercury gets your flirt game on point when it coasts into sexy Scorpio. Meow!

Virgo: It’s your season, dear Virgo! You’ve got the Sun and your ruling planet, Mercury, in your sign (and on your side) as September arrive, making you the zodiac’s brightest star. Shine on, grab the mic, and enjoy the attention! On the 10th, Venus and Mercury move on to new signs, infusing your calendar with romantic activities and new money making schemes. The New Moon also occurs on the 10th – and in your sign that means it’s time to update your look with a fresh trim or outfit. The 22nd turns the Sun into your personal ATM when it switches gears to Libra. You’ll have four weeks to bring home the bacon – so work it! Review your budget for possible leaks on the 26th. The Full Moon will shed light on unnecessary expenses then. Trim that fat! Secret work projects occupy your time for months when Mars strides into Leo on the 27th. It’s also possible this transit might mean covert activities. In other words, you can keep your actions on the down low. Mercury tours Scorpio beginning on the 30th, creating the ideal foundation for research, study, and deep conversations. This will be a long visit, so buckle up, dive in, and see what you discover!

Libra: The Sun and Mercury in the introspection section of your chart as September begins may leave you feeling as if you “vant to be alone,” dear Libra. You’re usually about “we,” but this transit prefers “me” time. Your cash flow improves on the 10th when Venus and Mercury change signs. Suddenly, you are rewarded for your charm and brilliance. Yay! The New Moon on the 10th brings a revelation. Breakthrough? Yes! This lays the groundwork for a spectacular Libra season, which starts on the 22nd when the Sun bolts into your sign. You’re ready for the spotlight – and bound to shine brightly for the following four weeks. A relationship reaches an important crossroads on the 26th when the Full Moon illuminates much-needed changes. It might mean a break up or a new level. Either way, it’s about tie. Mars in your friend zone on the 27th means your social life gets boosted all the way until November 25th. Parties, events, and dance nights keep you busy and buoyant. Mercury in your 2nd house of money on the 30th helps you conjure profitable ideas, negotiate lucrative deals, and plan for your financial future. You’ve got until December 6th to tap in and level up your dough!

Scorpio: September begins with lots of activities with friends, dear Scorpio. That’s because the Sun is sitting pretty in your 11th house alongside Mercury. This amps up your fun for a few weeks! On the 10th, Venus flies into your sign, boosting your attraction factor. Expect more than a few heads to turn your way! Mercury ingresses into your introspection zone on the 10th, ideal for getting to the bottom of every mystery. It’s also nifty for navel-gazing. Schedule time with your therapist and gaze away! The 10th is also marvelous for a night out with your BFF. The New Moon points toward a fab event – get tickets and go! Your penchant for alone time needs to be honored once the Sun drops into Libra. You’ve had enough time with others. Now give yourself the gift of solitude. If you need to quit a bad habit, the Full Moon on the 26th is ideal. Schedule that day for your personal intervention – and watch the change take effect soon. Your ruler, Mars, sprints into your career sphere on the 27th, igniting your ambition like never before. You can slay at the office, shine on every stage, and win big-wigs over to your side. In other words: you’re a force. Best part? It remains here until November 25th. Huzzah! You’ll find all the right words when Mercury settles into your sign on the 30th for an extended stay. Be ready to grab the mic – or the pen – and say what needs to be said.

Sagittarius: This is a banner month for your career, dear Sagittarius. The Sun and Mercury in your 10th house of reputation provide the perfect backdrop for big-time recognition. Take a bow! Romance gets sneaky when Venus slips into the privacy section of your chart on the 10th. It could play out as a secret affair or a clandestine getaway with your honey. That same day, chatty Mercury takes up residence in your 11th house, activating your social calendar. Fun events and parties could pull you out of your nest. Meanwhile, the New Moon on the 10th illuminates an exciting career opportunity. Suddenly, your prospects for a rise to the top become greater! Winning! Your social life continues to sparkle when the Sun shifts gears on the 22nd. Expect invitations to continue pouring in, guaranteeing late nights and fun weekends! Set aside the Full Moon on the 26th for a date night. The energy is romantic – go big and let the sparks fly wildly! Indulge your wanderlust when Mars rushes into your 9th house of travel on the 27th. Good news: this transit lasts until November 25th. Plenty of time to jet off on a world tour! Once Mercury slinks into Scorpio on the 30th, secretive communication becomes the norm. Behind-the-scenes meetings could lead to new deals. However, you’ll need to remain mum on your private life or risk your business becoming everyone else’s business.
 

Capricorn: Distant shores call you for the first three weeks of September, dear Capricorn. A busy travel sector pulls you away from home to faraway places. Can’t go? You might satisfy your need to escape with books, classes, or regular time-outs. On the 10th, the energy shifts. Venus sashays into the friendship section of your chart, while Mercury plops down in your 10th house of career. Suddenly, you’re torn. Do I go away? Party all night? Take command at work? You might want to think about that while you’re traveling. Here’s why: the 10th also puts a New Moon in your 9th house, the ultimate cosmic nudge to jet off on a too-good-to-be-true adventure. Once you’re in the sky, you can consider invites and career options. Make your decisions when the Sun enters Libra on the 22nd. You’ll know which opportunities will take you higher – and what social events aren’t your cup of tea. The Full Moon on the 26th is ideal for a gathering at your home with your favorite folks. Ambition for cash accelerates when Mars springs into your joint resources sphere on the 27th. Over the following two months, you can negotiate deals, find tax loopholes, and bring more money in the door through royalties or investments. Balance that out with coffee klatches with pals when Mercury enters Scorpio on the 30th. Meaningful conversations and all the gossip entertain you all the way into December. Fun!

Aquarius: Take stock of your finances this month, dear Aquarius. The Sun and Mercury in your joint resources sector reveal opportunities to make money through partnerships – or tax breaks. Pay attention to the 10th. Venus enters your career zone, positioning you as the company favorite for a few weeks. Mercury skips into your long-distance journey on the same day, ideal for travels, whether they be business, education – or pleasure. A fresh income stream might also show up on the 10th, thanks to the New Moon. This could fund your travels – or you might prefer to stick the extra away for rainy days. The Sun joins Mercury on the 22nd, stoking your thirst for faraway adventures. Don’t hesitate to finally take that dream vacation – the stars favor it! However, a situation at home might need your attention on the 26th’s Full Moon. Take care of that business, so you can continue your world touring. Relationships hit a fiery note when Mars roars into Leo on the 27th. Passion will be strong – but it could also turn into arguments. Find the balance and you’ll keep it hot without burning bridges. Once Mercury hikes into your career zone on the 30th, you’re ready to take the mic. Your words could motivate an audience or make waves. Choose them wisely.

Pisces: Your relationships get a boost this month, dear Pisces. With the Sun and Mercury in your 7th house at the start of September, you can forge stronger alliances through dynamic conversations. On the 10th, Venus skims into the long-distance travel section of your chart, the perfect setting for romantic journeys. Also on the 10th: Mercury enters Libra, which is dynamite for pillow talk! The New Moon also happens on the 10th, opening up partnership doors, for both business and love. If anyone new enters the picture on that day, it could be significant. Intimacy gets hotter when the Sun cozies up next to Mercury on the 22nd. Suddenly, those long nightly conversations pay off. It’s gonna get deep! A source of income comes to an end around the Full Moon on the 26th. It might be the end of an assignment or job. Don’t fret! Mars will be in your 6th house on the 27th for two months, giving you the edge in the job market. Hustle and watch the prospects improve! Mercury’s move into Scorpio on the 30th is your cosmic nudge to go back to school. Learn a new skill or finally finish that degree – and you’ll be unstoppable, no matter what the job market.

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