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NOVEMBER 2026

The month begins with Mercury and Venus retrograde, upping the chances for misunderstandings and romantic drama. Therefore, it’s wise to slow down. Think before you speak, fight, or make possibly life-altering decisions. A bit of restraint could prevent unwanted repercussions.

The New Moon in Scorpio on the 9th creates the ideal conditions for big-time transformation. Where do you desire to make a change? Set the intention, tap into your will (it’s operating at full force today), and so mote it be! This is also a fab day to upgrade your budget, organize debt repayment plans, and meet with financial advisors. It’s never too late to get on a better financial footing.

Get ready to scream with joy: Mercury is direct on the 13th! But wait: so is Venus! YEAH BABY! After weeks of funky communication and relationship confusion, it’s time to turn that beat around! Expect clarity soon. Better yet: you’ll know how to express your needs – whether that means saying “I do,” or “I quit.”

Optimism rises when the Sun gallops into Sagittarius on the 22nd. Suddenly, everyone feels a bit more hopeful about the future. There are glimmers of fortunes changing and new opportunities to broaden every horizon. We don’t have to accept what’s been happening. Instead, we can move toward the future with truth, faith, and firepower. This is also an excellent four weeks for travel, learning, and all the spiritual practices. The Sun leaves for sturdy Capricorn on December 21st.

The Full Moon in Gemini on the 24th is your cue to wrap up writing projects, study, and ongoing conversations. A night spent celebrating your academic progress or catching up on the latest gossip with your pals is the perfect way to wind down the month. Load up on the mashed potatoes and host a Friendsgiving if you’re into that sort of thing.

On the 25th, Mars enters Virgo, where it remains until February 21st. This transit of the warrior planet wants details, plans, and strategies. Instead of charging forth, the lay of the land must be studied. Find the time sucks and you’ll become efficient – and proficient at work or the battlefield. Tempers can get prickly now, so expect the thin-skinned types to bitch, bitch, bitch. Sigh.

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Annnndddd here’s your personal monthly horoscopes:

Cancer: A little TLC goes a long way in love matters, dear Cancer. Mercury and Venus retrograde complicate situations. But this doesn’t last – once these two planets station direct on the 13th, a romantic upgrade is on the way! If you’re single, you might meet someone who makes you tingle on the 9th’s New Moon. Keep it cool until that retrograde is well behind you. That way, you have time to see if this has potential or not. Your vitality improves when the Sun tours your 6th house for a month, starting on the 22nd. This is great news if you’ve been lethargic or under the weather. Take the 24th off for a spa day – the Full Moon is your green light to put yourself first, something you struggle to do. Once Mars prances into Virgo on the 25th, you’re ready for spontaneous road trips. Over the river and through the woods…

Virgo: November starts off with a super busy schedule, dear Virgo. Expect plenty of errands and last-minute trips. But your ruling planet, Mercury, is retrograde, throwing monkey wrenches galore into the mix. Aggravating? Yep. Venus is also retrograde in your money zone, which is great for collecting money owed, but can also lead to big-time spending. URGH. Important news arrives on the 9th’s New Moon. Could this be a golden opportunity? You’ll have to wait and see until the 13th when Mercury and Venus station direct. Do not make important decisions before then. Your home becomes a hive of activity when the Sun switches signs on the 22nd. Suddenly, your crib is the place to be – looks like holidays are happening there! A work assignment ends on the 24th’s Full Moon. This frees you for festivities – or new opportunities. Mars in your sign provides all the energy you need to score big and reach every single goal. It’s here until February 21st – plenty of time to make your mark!

Libra: You’ve got money on your mind this month, dear Libra. Mercury retrograde brings a few unwelcome expenditures, which creates worry. That anxiety might tempt you to do a radical makeover – but your ruling planet, Venus, is also retrograde. This means you’ll want to avoid chopping off your hair or getting fillers until after the 13th. On that day, Mercury and Venus station direct, your cosmic green light to make and spend your dough. The New Moon on the 9th delivers a possible income increase – but it’s best to wait until the 13th before committing. Get ready for the holiday travel season to kick into high gear when the Sun changes signs on the 22nd. A few short journeys add fun to the following four weeks. The Full Moon on the 24th is ideal for a long-distance adventure, perhaps somewhere warm. Top-secret projects occupy much of your time when Mars slides into your 12th house on the 25th for an extended stay. You’ll be ready to reveal all in the spring, but for now, hush-hush!

Scorpio: This is your season, dear Scorpio! The Sun sends favorable beams your way, creating a golden halo that says: you can do no wrong. However, Mercury and Venus are retrograde, which might threaten your cool factor. You’ll want to step carefully with words and love matters until the 13th, when these two misbehaving planets station direct. Despite that nonsense, the New Moon on the 9th opens a door for you to steal the spotlight. Don’t hold back – shine on! Your income gets a mega-boost when the Sun marches into the money section of your chart on the 22nd. Over the next four weeks, you’ll attract more of the green stuff – just in time for holiday shopping! Update your budget on the 24th’s Full Moon, and you’ll know exactly how much you have on hand. The party circuit is in full swing when Mars waltzes into your 11th house on the 25th. From now until February 21st, you’ll be a social butterfly. Spread your wings!

Sagittarius: November always begins quietly, dear Sagittarius. That’s because the Sun is resting in your introspection sector for the first three weeks, giving hibernation vibes. Mercury and Venus are also retrograde as the month arrives, another cosmic nudge to remain in your bat cave. The New Moon on the 9th is ideal for a spa day. Book a massage – and get your cares kneaded away! The 13th signals change. Mercury and Venus station direct that day, prodding you to get moving. You’re ready for your debut when the Sun spills into your sign on the 22nd. Now the spotlight is on you – you won’t disappoint! Make important relationship decisions on the 24th’s Full Moon. You’ll have a clear indicator of whether it’s a yes or no. Mars in your career zone on the 25th amps your ambition until the end of February. This is your time to climb the ladder. By spring, you’ll be at the top of your game.
 

Capricorn: Your social life is hopping, dear Capricorn. However, Mercury retrograde could cause a few kerfuffles in your circle. You might have to mediate a few arguments. It’s also possible you’ll be the source of drama. Venus retrograde at the start of November isn’t great for public relations. One wrong misstep and you’re in hot water on the world stage. YIKES! The New Moon on the 9th is lovely for a night out. Make sure you say yes to invites then. On the 13th, Mercury and Venus station direct, which means you can shoot your mouth off again (kidding!). At the very least, you can clean up friend or work drama. A need for privacy sets in when the Sun switches signs on the 22nd. Step away from the party circuit for quiet gatherings instead. It will do you good. Tie up work loose ends on the 24th’s Full Moon. That way, you’ll be free to enjoy the holidays. Mars in the long-distance travel section of your chart provides the perfect excuse to book trips to faraway places. The best part? It’s active until February 21st, plenty of time to set sail for exciting (or restful) adventures.

Aquarius: November puts the career spotlight directly on you, dear Aquarius. But Mercury and Venus retrograde create opportunities to miss the mark, especially on the global stage. It’s best to approach all work matters with a cautious mindset. That way, you’ll keep your composure – and your rep. Even so, the New Moon on the 9th is a stunning moment to shine bright. Step up and speak from the heart – you could land a dream position soon! On the 13th, Mercury and Venus station direct, easing the potential for trouble. You can proceed confidently. Friends beckon you away from the desk when the Sun gallops into your 11th house on the 22nd. Early holiday gatherings get you in a merry mood. The Full Moon on the 24th is best reserved for romance. Take your honey out for a wine ’n dine – and let the sparks fly! Once Mars leaps into your joint resources sector on the 25th, you’ll be on a mad dash to make your money grow. Smart investment strategies could pay off this winter. However, there is a chance you could enter battles over finances, perhaps with family or business partners. Choose those wisely.

Pisces: As the weather dips, you’re ready for distant journeys, dear Pisces. However, Mercury retrograde at the start of November makes travel complicated. Venus is also retrograde, leading to extravagant spending and relationship drama – two things that make it hard to jet off on a moment’s notice. Still, the New Moon on the 9th is so tempting, you might be willing to test fate! Mercury and Venus station direct on the 13th, easing up the tension. Whew! Perhaps you can book a vacation now? Career soars when the Sun flies into your 10th house on the 22nd. Over the next four weeks, you’ll be in charge – and wowing ‘em with your expertise. The Full Moon on the 24th is perfect for a cozy night at home – right before Thanksgiving arrives. Relationships turn spicy AF when Mars blitzes into Virgo on the 25th. The heat is on – but also the potential for fights. Will you make love or war – or both?

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