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AUGUST 2026

Summer is still in full swing – and eclipse season is on the way. Buckle up and let’s blast through this brouhaha!

August begins on a happy note when Venus settles into Libra on the 6th. This is when Venus feels “at home,” because she’s in rulership. The vibe is courtship, flowers, fine dining – and all the romantic touches. It’s an excellent transit for engagement or marriage. If that’s on your calendar, mazel tov! Venus in Libra is also for purchasing beauty products, art, or anything that adds a touch of refinement to your life. Venus remains here until September 10th.

Mercury foxtrots into Leo on the 9th, adding a dash of pizzazz to thinking, speaking, and writing. Words can be dramatic, passionate, and bold – use them wisely, and you’ll win hearts or write the next great novel. Mercury changes signs on the 25th.

Willpower turns crabby when Mars shuffles into Cancer on the 11th. It’s not the best placement for the red planet. Emotions rule actions, for good or ill. Plus, a wet blanket vibe threatens progress. The best plan: trust your feelings, but don’t let them derail your goals. Also, a few boundaries will prevent you from getting triggered into doing something you’ll regret. That being said, this transit is delightful for home improvement projects, building security, and protecting loved ones. Mars enters Leo on September 27th.

The energy shifts with the New Moon Solar Eclipse in Leo on the 12th. This lunation could upend situations involving romance, children, or creativity. For example, a new love could emerge, or a project may land in your lap. You might feel surprised – or overwhelmed. It’s best to give it a few days before making a decision. Remember: eclipses can be surprising – and unpredictable. Don’t be in a rush to say yes or no.

Practicality sets in when the Sun ingresses into Virgo on the 22nd. For the following four weeks, you can analyze problems, manage the to-do list, garden, fix the home, or organize your life. Huzzah! The Sun slips into Libra on September 22nd.

More Virgo goodness: Mercury leaps into Virgo on the 25th, a fab transit that elevates logic, pragmatism, and common sense. Conversations can be productive, and decisions sound. However, a tendency to get hung up on details could frustrate everyone involved. Mercury changes signs on September 10th.

The Full Moon Lunar Eclipse in Pisces on the 28th at 12:18 AM ET packs an emo kapow! Major situations come to a close, perhaps out of the blue. Sacrifices may be necessary in order. Be ready to let go. Feelings can be intense, so it’s wise to set aside this day for self-care. A little me time is the best medicine for uncertain times. 

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Annnndddd here’s your personal monthly horoscopes:

Gemini: You’ll be plenty busy this month, dear Gemini. The Sun in your 3rd house keeps you happily occupied and mentally stimulated. No time to be bored? Great! Venus heads into your true love zone on the 6th, aligning beautifully with your Sun until September 10th. This bodes well for romantic hijinks – get your flirt on! Mercury in Leo on the 9th gives you the courage to speak your mind – and from your heart. Perfect for all things love! Mars leaves your sign for your money sector on the 11th, elevating your thirst for cash. Your hustle remains fierce well into next month, which means you could fatten up your bank account nicely. Take a short trip on the 12th’s Solar Eclipse – a little getaway to a nearby city will give you a thrill. The party’s at your house once the Sun and Mercury move into your domestic sphere the week of the 22nd. Entertain your family and friends with cocktails, barbecues, and lively conversations. A career-defining moment arrives on the 28th when the Lunar Eclipse illuminates your brilliance. This could be your chance to make a bold move. Let’s go!

Cancer: You’re a force to be reckoned with behind the scenes, dear Cancer. That’s because Mars is situated in your 12th house as August begins. Despite that, your earning power is extra-strong, thanks to the Sun’s presence in your money zone as the month begins. You’ll attract more than your fair share because you’re willing to do the work. Spend some of that dough on decorating your nest when Venus bounces into Libra on the 6th. Give your interior designer full rein – and your home could become a true castle! Your ideas pay off when Mercury joins the Sun on the 9th. You can also negotiate deals, giving you the financial edge. Mars leaps into your sign on the 11th – and suddenly, you’re on fire! Expect your energy to be in hyper mode, enabling you to get so much done between now and the end of September. A fresh stream of income or raise is possible on the 12th’s Solar Eclipse. Yeah, baby! The week of the 22nd, the Sun and Mercury prance into your 3rd house, the perfect astro-excuse for road trips and quick adventures. Grab your bestie and happy trails! The Lunar Eclipse on the 28th is superb for a long-distance journey. Keep the passport nearby for a last-minute cruise or world tour. Bon voyage!

Virgo: August begins on a mellow note, dear Virgo. The Sun is resting in the introspection section of your chart, giving you the clear sign to rest up. Venus in your 2nd house on the 6th ensures you’ll attract enough cash to keep worries at bay. Everyone wants to tell you their business when your ruling planet, Mercury, takes up residence in Leo for a few weeks, beginning on the 9th. Keep that info on the down low. It might come in handy later. Your social life gets activated when Mars enters Cancer on the 11th. Even though you’re enjoying quiet time, you might be tempted to get out of the house – especially if the activities are fun. A major revelation is possible on the 12th’s Solar Eclipse. You might receive news that shakes your foundation – in a good way. This could also be the “aha” moment that gets your mind right. Everything begins to shift in your favor when the Sun and Mercury move into your sign in the week of the 22nd. Now you’re ready to come out and play! The following four weeks will cast a flattering glow over you, enabling you to get your way in many situations. Pay attention to the Lunar Eclipse on the 28th. A sudden change in a relationship could leave you uncertain. Wait it out. In a few days, you’ll know where you stand – and what you really want. 

Libra: Summer’s still in full bloom, and so is your social life, dear Libra. The Sun is holding court in your 11th house, putting you in the middle of every cool party and scene. Your ruling planet, Venus, drops into your sign on the 6th, elevating your charm to epic levels. Plus, Mercury moves next to the Sun on the 9th. With this combo, it’s no surprise to find you on everyone’s guest list. Your thirst for success gets quenched when Mars enters your career zone on the 11th. The climb may be steep, but you have the moxie to reach the top before the end of September. A new friend emerges around the Solar Eclipse on the 12th. It’s possible this person may play a huge role in your circle of friends, for better or worse, so pay attention. The week of the 22nd puts the Sun and Mercury into the introspection section of your chart. As the next four weeks unfold, you’ll find quiet time to be beneficial. If you need to change bad habits, the Lunar Eclipse on the 28th is your official wake-up call. It’s never too late to turn things around. 

Scorpio: Your career is on fire this month, dear Scorpio. The Sun and Jupiter in your 10th house promise accolades and opportunities. Keep your eyes on the top rung, and you could reach it before August comes to a close. Secret love affairs are possible when Venus slithers into your 12th house on the 6th. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas! Mercury sidles up next to the Sun on the 9th, and suddenly your silver tongue spouts pure gold. You’ll have no trouble negotiating promotions or better deals. Travel calls when Mars swims into Cancer on the 11th. If it’s been too long since you’ve taken a vacation, the time has never been riper! An interesting job option opens up on the 12th’s Solar Eclipse. This could be what you’ve been working toward – even so, read the fine print carefully. On the 22nd, the Sun tours your friendship sector for a few weeks, followed by Mercury a few days later. Summer parties begin to fill your calendar, the perfect way to wind down after such a busy few months. The Lunar Eclipse on the 28th delivers an unexpected romantic twist. That could be the end of a relationship – or a new lover arriving out of the blue.  

Sagittarius: Travel is your jam, and this month provides ample opportunities to jet off at a moment’s notice, dear Sagittarius. The Sun and Jupiter in your 9th house are good omens for faraway adventures. Meanwhile, Venus in your social sector on the 6th is your green light for romantic nights on the town. Sounds groovy? Yep, August is! Mercury joins the 9th house conga line on the 9th, nudging you to book that last-minute trip. A few days later, Mars brings the muscle to keep your bank account filled all the way toward the end of September. The Solar Eclipse on the 12th is divine timing for a dream vacation. Book something on that day if possible. The week of the 22nd, the Sun and Mercury enter your career zone, shifting your focus to work duties. Expect to take on a greater leadership role as summer wanes. The Lunar Eclipse on the 28th is perfect for zipping up home improvement projects or planning a move. Perhaps one of your adventures was a scouting mission for a new location?
 

Capricorn: Your financial situation changes this month, dear Capricorn. The Sun and Jupiter in your 8th promise more cash flow, perhaps from joint ventures or smart budgeting. Venus in your career zone on the 6th casts a favorable glow over you, making a promotion possible, too. You can negotiate the financials with your boss when Mercury changes signs on the 9th. Be bold in your ask – you might just get it! That boldness gets action with relationships when Mars enters your 7th house on the 11th. Now you have the nerve to ask that hottie out – or to make a break with unsatisfying partners. Pay close attention to the Solar Eclipse on the 12th – a new source of income might appear. However, you’ll want to give it a few days before making a move. Another way this may play out: the negotiations with your boss earlier in the month lead to a solid yes. Either way, this looks like a good trend. Your mind drifts to travel when the Sun and Mercury float into your 9th house the week of the 22nd. Is it time for a summer vacation? Yes! Time off in a dream destination will feel like the cherry on top of the August cake! A great option for a quickie road trip is the Lunar Eclipse on the 28th. Can’t leave? Play tourist in your own city! 

Aquarius: Pay close attention to who enters or leaves your orbit this month, dear Aquarius. The Sun is in your 7th house as August begins, illuminating issues – and opportunities. A romance with someone from a different country – or while you’re traveling – is possible when Venus enters your travel sector on the 6th. Mercury in Leo on the 9th keeps your flirt game tight – if you see someone you like, you’ll have no trouble expressing yourself. Meanwhile, you’re killing it at work when Mars dives into Cancer on the 11th. From now until the end of September, you’ll take the lead and steer your team to victory. Self-employed? You might have an influx of new clients. An interesting newcomer emerges on the 12th’s Solar Eclipse. Whether this is business or pleasure, there is an element of surprise, so it’s wise to take it slow. Intimacy ramps up the week of the 22nd when the Sun and Mercury take a power nap in your 8th house for a few weeks. Use the following four weeks to create closeness through long conversations and shared activities. A financial situation captures your attention on the 28th’s Lunar Eclipse. Be prepared to make a snap decision soon. 

Pisces: Expect work matters to occupy much of your attention at the beginning of August, dear Pisces. The Sun and Jupiter in your 6th house indicate an expansion – which could mean a bigger role or workload. At the same time, your intimate life gets boosted when Venus flutters into your shared resources zone on the 6th. Strike a happy balance between work and love – and you’ll enjoy this busy, hot vibe. Negotiate with your boss when Mercury joins the Sun on the 9th. If you want a raise or promotion, you can find a compromise. The Solar Eclipse on the 12th changes the game. A sudden job opportunity or new option might put you in a position of real negotiating power. The day before this happens, Mars creates a distraction when it marches into your true love zone. Heat? You bet. Also: you find the courage to pursue your passions, whether that be a lover or a creative project. The week of the 22nd puts your mind squarely on relationships due to the Sun and Mercury entering your 7th house. Love finds a way! Assert your needs on the 28th’s Lunar Eclipse. Speak up now, and you’ll get what you want – respect.

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