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Forecasts and Horoscopes!

OCTOBER 2026

Finally – it’s spooky season! But will this month be tricks or treats? Short answer: tricks! Don’t hate the messenger!

The astro-shenanigans begin when Venus stations retrograde on the 3rd, a transit that is notorious for relationship drama, the return of unwanted exes, and financial extravagance. It’s NOT hot for weddings, engagements, or plastic surgery either. The best plan: avoid making major decisions about your love life, close your purse, and put off your nose job until after November 13th, when Venus stations direct.

The New Moon in Libra on the 10th could bring new people into your orbit. While this could be auspicious, once again, you’ll want to exercise caution due to that darn Venus retrograde. This lunation might be fab for new creative ventures. Explore your artsy side, whether that be painting a portrait – or the barn!

Pluto stations direct on the 15th. If you felt like your plans have been stagnant or your power source lower than a snail’s belly, blame Pluto retrograde! Now you can move ahead with your pivots and step into your power. (PS Power to the people!)

The Sun heads into Scorpio on the 23rd, marking the spookiest time of the year! Trust your vibes, explore haunted places, and don’t be afraid of things that go bump in the night! This is an excellent time of year for intimacy, deep conversations, and seeing through bullshit. Hang on to this energy until November 22nd, when the Sun gallops into Sagittarius.

Uh oh: Mercury is retrograde from the 24th through November 13th. Expect communication drama, travel trouble, and all the technology crashes. Best plan: load up on Halloween candy and eat your feelings.

Venus moves back into Libra on the 25th, highlighting relationship problems. If you’re not on stable ground, this could be the most likely time to part ways. However, if you’re willing to work on things, you can make progress. It won’t be easy, but it’s not impossible. Venus remains in Libra until December 4th.

Get cozy with the Full Moon in Taurus on the 26th. A night spent in with good food, blanket forts, and retro horror films is a night well spent.

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Annnndddd here’s your personal monthly horoscopes:

Cancer: This is an excellent month to get your nest holiday ready, dear Cancer. The Sun in your domestic sector is the cosmic nudge you need to get the jack o’ lanterns lit! However, romance could be tricky, starting on the 3rd when Venus stations retrograde. Mercury doesn’t help matters when it also stations retrograde on the 24th. It’s a tough combo for communication – plus it could bring old issues back into the spotlight. Long story short: love will be an obstacle course all the way until November 13th when this duo turns the beat around. A New Moon on the 10th is fantastic for purchasing new furniture – or initiating a real estate deal. Once the Sun slips into Scorpio on the 23rd, opportunities to add passion to your love life improve. However, it can also stir up new arguments. Ugh. Venus moves back into Libra on the 23rd, which means your household could also get tense. Quarrels with loved ones threaten the peace – be ready to put your foot down. Get out of the house for fun with friends on the 26th’s Full Moon. Dancing the night away under the stars could be just the treat you need.

Virgo: October delivers good financial vibes, dear Virgo. The Sun is sitting pretty in your 2nd house of earned income, opening up possibilities for extra income. Pay attention to the New Moon on the 10th – a money-making opportunity could land in your lap then – be ready to snap it up! Meanwhile, your communication gets wonky due to two cosmic misfires: Venus retrograde on the 3rd and Mercury retrograde on the 25th. Your mouth and mind seem to be all over the place, which could cause plenty of drama, especially in love matters. The Sun shimmies into Scorpio on the 23rd, which might fire up your ideas – or your mouth. While there is nothing wrong with a little spice, too much heat could fan the flames. Venus drops back into your money zone on the 25th, which might mean unexpected expenses. However, it’s dynamite for recouping money owed. If someone has been holding out, hit them up! The Full Moon on the 26th is ideal for a long-distance journey. Keep in mind, Mercury will be retrograde – there could be some tricks along the way. Boo!

Libra: It’s your season, dear Libra! Normally, this would be your time to shine. However, your ruler, Venus, is officially retrograde on the 3rd, which dulls your patina a smidge. Instead of stealing the spotlight, you might prefer to step back. Spending could also be out of control, leaving you feeling less than abundant. Ugh. Despite that, the New Moon in your sign on the 10th is an opportunity to get your groove back. Put aside time that day for pampering – it will boost your mood. The Sun flounces into your money zone on the 23rd, increasing your earning potential for the following month. You’ll need that extra cheddar once Mercury stations retrograde on the 24th. Unwanted expenses might trip you up. Best plan = tighter budget. The Full Moon on the 26th is the ideal day to go over your financial situation. Unnecessary expenses will be easy to spot – and nip in the bud.

Scorpio: October begins on a quiet note, dear Scorpio. The Sun is resting in the introspection section of your chart, encouraging hibernation. Venus retrograde on the 3rd may also nudge you to put on an invisibility cloak. Sometimes, it’s good to remain hidden. A day spent at the spa on the 10th’s New Moon will restore your sense of balance. Schedule a massage or facial – the relaxation will do you good. You’re ready to crawl out of your cocoon when the Sun moves into your sign on the 23rd. However, Mercury retrograde begins the next day – this does not help your mood. Instead of saying what you feel, you might be better off keeping to yourself. Opportunities for secret romantic activities catch your eye when Venus slides back into Libra on the 25th. A little action on the down low is the perfect way to blow off steam! The Full Moon on the 26th reveals the truth about a relationship. You’ll be able to make a firm decision soon after.

Sagittarius: You’re always ready for a party, dear Sagittarius. With the Sun in your social sector for the first three weeks of October, you’ll have plenty of reasons to connect with friends. Parties, late-night dance-offs, and long conversations over drinks keep your month active – and fun. The best night for a gathering: the New Moon on the 10th. Make a date with your besties and party the night away! Romance gets weird when Venus stations retrograde in the privacy section of your chart on the 3rd. What happened in Vegas may become everyone’s business – especially when Mercury stations retrograde on the 24th. You’ll need to zip your lip if you want to keep your shenanigans on the down low. The Sun slips into secretive Scorpio on the 23rd, a transit that helps you go as invisible as needed. Fly under the radar? Yep. Old friends resurface when Venus moves back into your 11th house on the 25th. This offers a chance to reconnect and rebuild bonds. A work situation comes to an end around the 26th’s Full Moon. Cut ties and start searching for your next big thing.
 

Capricorn: As the year begins to wind down, your star rises, dear Capricorn. The Sun in your 10th house means recognition is yours for the taking! A promotion, new assignment, or exciting career opportunity shows up around the 10th’s New Moon. Take a bow – and grab that rung! Friends prove to be problematic when Venus stations retrograde on the 3rd. Breakups are possible – but also: the return of ex-buddies and frenemies! You’ll need to keep your boundaries tight if you want to minimize drama. Keep in mind, Mercury will be retrograde on the 24th as well – creating the ideal conditions for misunderstandings in your social circle. Despite this astro-aggravation, the Sun’s entry into your 11th house on the 23rd keeps your social life super busy. If one group disappoints you, move on to a different party! Keep a close eye on your rep when Venus backslides into your status zone on the 25th. A jealous peer might aim at your crown – be ready to defend your honor. The Full Moon on the 26th is perfect for a night at home with your beloved. Turn off the phone and get cozy!

Aquarius: October is an excellent month to travel, provided you go before Mercury stations retrograde on the 24th, dear Aquarius. The Sun illuminates discounts on far-away journeys, making last-minute trips too good to pass up! Venus retrograde on the 3rd signals romantic trouble on your adventures. Watch out for arguments or dubious hook-ups. Best day to jet off: the New Moon on the 10th. On the 23rd, the Sun drops into the career sector of your chart, a transit that helps you take the lead in every situation. Don’t hesitate to grab the reins – someone needs to be in charge. Results: accolades and a promotion. Spending could become extravagant when Venus moonwalks back into Libra on the 25th. Between that and Mercury retrograde, it might be wise to cut your travels short and stick to a budget. The Full Moon on the 26th is excellent for a home declutter session. If it doesn’t fit, get rid of it!

Pisces: This month brings a few headaches, dear Pisces. While the Sun bodes well for your financial outlook, Venus retrograde on the 3rd could drain your resources via expensive travels. While the New Moon on the 10th bodes well for a fiscal windfall or tax break, you’ll need to guard your gains carefully – especially when Venus slips back into Libra on the 25th. Before then, the Sun enters your travel arena on the 23rd, which could spark your wanderlust. Unfortunately, the next day, Mercury is retrograde, creating speed bumps and last-minute delays. Urgh. A shorter road trip on the 26th’s Full Moon could scratch your itch and keep your money – and temper – in check.

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